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Pastrich Relieved that Chuck Norris Craze
is Over |
 Hanover, NH: First-year student Lauren Pastrich
recently admitted her joy that the "Chuck Norris" craze
has come and gone. "I never really understood the jokes.
And everyone else in my study group thought they were so
funny. It was driving me crazy." According to Pastrich,
the "craze" started at some point in the fall semester,
when an unidentified student stumbled upon a
website
with funny sayings involving tough-guy actor
Chuck Norris. The site quickly spread through the first
year class, and several students even tried their hand
at inventing some of their own Chuck Norris sayings.
Pastrich admits that she probably wasn't the target
audience for the jokes, but continues to insist that
they aren't funny anyways. The Tuck Profit contacted her
fellow study group members to get their take on
Pastrich's disdain. McLean Wilson commented "If Lauren
Pastrich is funny, then Chuck Norris is a pussy. Enough
said." Scott Martin intervened to calm the angry
Southerner. According to Martin, "Pastrich was just
upset about the all-nighter we pulled to build a Crystal
Ball simulation to predict the movement of prices in the
aluminum industry. She actually has a keen sense of
humor. And don't mind McLean, he's just upset because
he's losing his hair."
Incidentally, it is widely acknowledged that Chuck
Norris jumped the shark after a class-wide email from
Henry Robinson on December 13, 2005. "Chuck Norris is
driving to a town called Fresh off of reply-to-all-guy's
ass, from the round house into the state of a coma."
That's just not funny. In Robinson's defense, a previous
email sent on December 8 contained a very good one:
"Superman wears Chuck Norris under-roos." But he should
have left it at that.
To hear Chuck Norris read Chuck Norris facts,
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