 Hanover, NH: It’s official! The president of the
class of 2007 has changed his name from Savage to Shrek.
In his own words: “I think ‘Shrek’ better reflects my
personality, and is more consistent with my beliefs and
ideas. People were a little freaked out by 'Savage'.”
The first year student prefers to be called only
one name, which prompted Professor Paul Argenti last fall to compare our
fearless leader to “Madonna.” Profit editors note that Argenti’s twisted
fascination with Madonna (especially her hit single “Like a Prayer”)
strongly influenced his choice of that particular comparison. He just as
easily could have compared Savage with Prince, Sinbad, Tupac, Beck,
Geraldo, Pele, Beyonce, Eminem, Bjork, Bono, Dido, Fabio or Howard.
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