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Leela Damm Extends Resume to Two Pages
Hanover, NH: Second year student Leela Damm recently added an unprecedented second page to her resume. “It was an important milestone in my career, adding that second page. That was when I knew I had arrived,” she wrote recently in Business Week.

Ms. Damm is co-chair of 19 clubs at Tuck, and has won 12 community service awards and 59 drinking contests. She expects to be named an Edward Tuck scholar this spring. Ms. Damm was tapped by Business Week to chronicle her adventures at Tuck, in large part because of her various leadership roles on campus (also, Dean Danos's top secret "Rankings Model" determined that Ms. Damm's multi-ethnic background would add the most diversity points and therefore have the largest impact on Tuck's rankings).  Finally, Ms. Damm is Professor Argenti's favorite 2nd year student. 

All of this success comes with a price: the challenge of figuring out how to record her achievements on her resume.  The biggest challenge is finding room to include the all-important “personal interests” section. “How will potential employers learn about my passion for exploring national parks or my conversational ability in French?” she wrote in Business Week.

CDO Director Richard McNulty weighed in on the change: “We love Leela. We would recommend Leela to any recruiter at Tuck, including Pepsi Corporation. She is a model Tuck Student. If anyone deserves a second page, it’s Leela.”

Sources have confirmed that Eric Den Beston is considering following Ms. Damm's move.  Tommy Cho is rumored to be drafting a 3-page resume, mimicking Gillette's move from the Mach III to the new one with 5 blades, which leapfrogged Schick's Quattro. 



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