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Letters to the Editor |
Pastrich Relieved that Chuck
Norris Craze Is Over
 “Ms. Pastrich can relieve herself when my beard says
so.”
-- Chuck Norris
Walker, TX
“If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you
can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from
death.”
-- DJ Black Sausage
Lebanon, NH
“Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license
in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.”
-- C.A.
Grotto, NH
 “When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets
stronger.”
-- R. King
Hazard, GA
“If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a
wish, if your wish is dying.”
-- K. White
Hanover, NH
“Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are
now The Islands.”
-- C. Eitzmann
White River Junction, VT |
FYP Interview with
Paul Argenti
“I’m writing to commend you on your outstanding April
article regarding Professor Argenti’s attempt to corner
the market on female FYP advisees. I was shocked
and appalled by the blatant abuse of his powers to
shamelessly ingratiate himself with female graduate
students. Well, appalled anyway.
-- J.B.
New York, NY
 “I
particularly enjoyed your extensive use of pie charts
and color graphs to really enhance the visual
presentation of your data; it added excellent conceptual
macro skim value. Keep up the good work!”
-- Paul A.
Hanover, NH
“Your article about Professor Argenti’s “alleged”
shameless attempt to mentor all the female project leads
is not funny. We need to consider the feelings of all
involved and pretend it isn’t happening.”
-- Anonymous
Tuck Hall, NH
“As your insightful article showed, we at Tuck are
committed to giving all our female students the most
attention of any top-tier MBA program in the world. In
fact we ranked #1 in this category in Playboy’s latest
review of top-tier MBA programs. Coincidentally,
Professor Argenti was also the featured interview in
that article. I commend him for his efforts to raise the
bar, so to speak.”
-- P. Danos
Hanover, NH |
Large
Signing Bonuses May Cause Pregnancy
“Thanks for the heads up.”
-- J.B. T'06
Hanover, NH |
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