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The Trails Come Clean: "We Always Leave Our Kids Home Alone"
Hanover, NH: In yet another shocking Tuck Profit discovery, Matt and Martha Trail admitted that they have never hired a babysitter for their kids.  Over the last 2 years, the Trails have attended scores of social events in the Upper Valley, astounding fellow Tuck students and partners with their ability to maintain a vibrant social life, even while taking care of 2 young children at home.

Apparently the Trail's carefully constructed robo-parent image was merely a facade.  The couple spent hours searching for quality baby-sitting services in the White River area, to no avail.  After sitting home the first few weekends of Matt's first year, they decided that a social life was more important than "following every rule in the book." 

The couple's first adventure was a Murphy's Trivia Night during Fall A.  They left the house after putting the kids down to sleep, returning home a few hours later to find them still in bed.  According to Martha, "We left a bottle by their bed and a note in the kitchen with the phone number for Murphy's.  It's not like much can go terribly wrong in 3-4 hours." 

After a few successful trips into town, the couple started to really believe in the non-babysitter model.  "One weekend, my brothers came up and we rented a place at Stowe.  That was probably the longest we ever left our kids home alone.  But we left plenty of food in the refrigerator, just in case."

Matt Trail defended his parenting style: "On average it has worked out.  The worst incident was when we found our son standing in the toilet after we came home trashed, and I needed the toilet to boot in." 

Martha Trail also rationalized their behavior: "Building a network is probably the most valuable part of Tuck's MBA program.  How are we supposed to do that if we're always sitting at home playing with our children?  This is really an investment for their future."



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