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Peter Weed To Come Back for Third Year!
Hanover, NH: As the rest of his class prepares for disorientation, investiture, and re-entry into corporate America, Peter Weed will be choosing electives for the coming academic year.  "I just feel that my opinion hasn't been heard; I have so much more to say." 

Weed has turned down a lucrative offer from prestigious McKinsey & Co., in favor of another year in the halls of Tuck.  McKinsey spokespersons expressed disappointment in Weed's decision, and followed their "answer-first" statement with three supporting arguments.

As part of the unusual deal with the MBA Program Office, Weed will serve as a Resident Assistant in the Buchanan dormitories.  According to an official in the program office: "It is not uncommon for students in their late twenties and early thirties to return to Tuck and immediately attempt to make up for their poor social performance in college, mostly through devotion to drinking games such as beer pong.  Adding an RA to Buchanan is expected to make students act more like the 60-year-old business leaders they will eventually become." 

The move has not come without controversy, as Weed attempts to wrest control of Junior Achievement from Susan Shepard T'07, who recently took over as the head of JA at Tuck.  Shepard could not be reached for comment.



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