Houston, TX: Tuck Profit investigative reporters tracked the movements of former Enron Chairman Kenneth Lay's soul and discovered the "Planet Druidia" transaction.  With the help of a U.S. company called Soul Cryonics for the C-Suite, Lay set up several third-party special-purpose-entities for the sole purpose of shielding his damned soul from Hell's evil clutches.  Satan cited the incompetence of his minions in the blunder, and promised to find Lay's soul and banish it from God's presence for all of eternity. 

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