Tuck Rolls Out A-La-Carte
Pricing Successful GreenPrint Launch
Emboldens Administration
Stell Hall Empty After Installation of 'Sitting Meters'
Hanover, NH:
In a widely anticipated announcement, Dean Robert
Hanson announced on Monday that the Tuck School
of Business would convert traditional per-term
tuition into menu-based pricing, effective
January 4th 2007. In a radical change for the
higher education industry, Tuck’s new tuition
program is expected to better align revenues and
costs, and to provide the students direct power
over their MBA investment.
Tuck Profit News Brief Dolan Retakes
Control in Bloodless Coup
New
York, NY: Peter Dolan T'76 shocked the business
world yesterday when he staged a bloodless coup at
Bristol Myers. Dolan, the recently ousted CEO, was
joined by a small brigade of Tuck alums who felt that
Tuck's most-well-known CEO couldn't be removed by a
simple vote of the board.
One activist Tuckie commented: "We need more Tuck CEO's,
not fewer. Shareholder value has never been a
factor in executive compensation; why should Dolan have
to pay the price for his incompetence?"
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