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Letters to the Editor
Banker's Failing Marriage "Is What It Is"  
original story

"This guy needs to take a haircut and close the books on his marriage.  There are usually some break-up fees though."
    Victor Shaio
    New York, NY


“I wonder what his bandwidth is like...does he have the capacity to take on a mistress?"
    Charles Macintosh
    New York, NY


"He clearly didn't do proper due diligence.  He should reach out to some other women.  It's a tough market though: too many men chasing too few women."
    Andrew du Pont
    New York, NY


"He was smoking his own dope, believing his own bullshit.  I try to just swallow my medicine and move on.  But I can relate, I mean, sometimes it's like you're just banging your head against a wall."
    Michael Saunders
    Boston, MA


“I hate New York City banker types.”
    Matt Rymzo
    Newport, RI

    editor's note: Matt Rymzo wants to be headmaster.



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