Hanover, NH: After the recent change to Tuck’s long-standing Dog Policy, we at the Profit began to wonder if any other notable business schools felt a need for similar regulations. With nothing else better to do, our crack staff contacted numerous schools around the world to find out. The results are a veritable mixed bag – some are amusing while others are just a little scary.
 

	Wharton “All activities which establish alpha dog domination including ass sniffing, pissing contests and outright fighting, must take place outside of Huntsman Hall. Failure to comply will result in the owner having to wait outside during the Goldman Sachs presentation (where the money drops from the ceiling), a fate worse than death.”
	Harvard Business School “It is no longer necessary to kill a puppy to be accepted at HBS. Please do not include any photos or remains with your application.”
	MIT Sloan “Please refrain from playing with your AIBO during class. There is plenty of time for such activities on Friday and Saturday nights.”
	HEC Paris “All dogs brought to campus must be carried in a purse. All purses much match both the outfits of the dog and the owner. Violation of this will result in your being arrested by the fashion police and being sent to business school in America.”
	Haas School of Business “No dogs allowed. All other animals, on the other hand, are encouraged.”
	University of California at Long Beach Compton (UCLBC) “If you havin’ yo doggs pick you up from class, tell them muhfukkas not to say shit, start shit, blast they music, engage they four wheel motion, or smoke no reefer within 500 feet of the school.”
	Shanghai School of Business “Consuming raw or undercooked meat can be a source of food borne illness.”