"You know what they say about the size of a man's alpha?"

“Nice article. Very funny stuff. Good luck getting a job anywhere in the civilized world, funnyman.”
    Warren B.
    Omaha, NE

“I didn't really get the joke. You guys need more tech humor. That's what's really funny. Hey, I'm funny. Really. I have a great personality. That's why my wife married me. For real.”
    Bill G.
    Redmond, WA

“Good idea - looked a lot like a top ten list. Enjoy speaking with my attorneys.”
    David L.
    New York, NY
 

Tuck Computing Announces Recall of Student Introduction Videos
original story - October 2006

“Very funny you guys. Clearly, I didn't mean to...I mean, clearly Chris Eitzmann, with whom I have no association, wasn't attempting to make a lewd and homosexual gesture. I think he just makes that face once in a while when he's nervous. That's what he's told me, at least. He tells me a lot of things, actually. Oh, he also says that if you mention him again, he's going to rip your arms off and beat you to death with them.”
    Anonymous
    Wilder, VT

"That article made no sense.  I've never seen a mistake in the student introduction videos."
    Alex Mulley
    Hanover, NH

"I bet that story caused some raised eyebrows in Tuck Hall."
    Martin Keck
    Hanover, NH