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Tuck Voices
How is Tripod Hockey Going?

George J. Tankersley "I can't believe Lenehan doesn't play my grandson more. He should be on the first line!"	Susan Shepherd T'07 "I hate Tripod Hockey."	David Charles T'07 "People say hockey is a white man's sport. Not sure why Savage sticks with it."
Aki Matsunaga T'07 "I hate Tripod Hockey."	George J. Tankersley Jr. T'74 "Shut up, Dad. My son has always succeeded on the basis of his merits. Lenehan will put him in when Lenehan feels he's ready."	Shawn Kelly T'07 "Chris Herbert was an amazing draft pick for Porky's Revenge. He's an amazing hockey player, a great guy, and really humble too."
Nancy Block T'07 "I hate Tripod Hockey."	Natalia Garcia-Nigaglioni T'07 "I hate Tripod hockey."	John Paul II, T'49 "I giveth this stick to Chris Hanley."
Rolando Sanchez T’08 "I hear that sometimes they put sexually explicit nicknames on the jerseys. I wonder what my nickname will be!”	Penelope Welsh T'07 "I hate Tripod hockey."	Marianna Fassinotti T'07 "I hate Tripod hockey."
Scott Seiffert T'07 "I hate Tripod hockey."	Jeffrey Young T’08 “I smear shoe polish above my eyes before every game. It really cuts down the glare on the ice.”	Greta Herbert TP'07 "I hate Tripod Hockey. But I hate Wiki Tuck, and The Tuck Profit more."

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