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Vagabonds Mistake Tuck Dorm
for Homeless Shelter
Buchanan Hall rooms
are, for once, in high demand
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A new tenant enjoys her
lunch, outside Buchanan Hall. |
Hanover,
NH: For almost 40 years, Buchanan Hall
has served not only as low-income housing
for many of Tuck’s first year students, but
also as a sad monument to a mercifully dead
architectural movement known simply (and not
coincidentally) as "Brutalism."
This genre, popularized by depressed,
post-WWII communist Europeans, is known for
its uninspired and repetitive angular
geometries mixing wooden forms with base
materials – normally rough, unadorned
concrete and dark-colored brick.
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LaPorta Swallows Tongue
Family Issues
Statement: “Don’t Cry for Me, Tuck”
 Lebanon, NH:
Professor Rafael La Porta lay unconscious last night in
the intensive care unit of the Dartmouth-Hitchcock
Medical Center. His wife, Evita; his children; and Pat
Fox kept vigil around the clock. Meanwhile, plaintive
Microsoft Outlook “Gym” appointment reminders and
instant messages from Mamma went unanswered.
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Tuck Profit News Brief
9 out of 10 Racists Don't Know Racist Term for Native
Americans
 Hanover,
NH: Last week, the Upper Valley community was rocked
by allegations of racism toward Native Americans.
The College has a long history with the Native American
community, some of which is rather troubling.
Recent events, including an alleged "Cowboys and
Indians" themed party, generated a series of emails from
President Wright and a rally on the Hanover green.
However, The Tuck Profit learned that not all students
were outraged. A group of racist undergrads
planned to stage a counter-protest. Profit
reporters infiltrated their meetings. The group
purchased hundreds of sheets of posterboard and dozens
of magic markers; they organized over 600 students to
attend the counter-protest and bought ad time on local
radio stations.
But the counter-protest was canceled at the eleventh
hour. Why? The racists could not think of
any racist terms to put on the signs. One
organizer shouted: "We all agree that we hate Native
Americans. Can't anyone in this room think of a
derogatory term for them? What kind of racists are
we? This is an outrage!!" |
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Guest Columnist: Idiots Caught By Dateline Give Pedophiles a Bad Name
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