
Prashanth Kamath
T'07
"I wasn't offended at all by the comments about Indians." |

Chief Wahoo
"They had a naming contest. It was a close
vote, but in the end, the fans preferred me over
the guy in blackface representing the Cleveland
@*%$%#." |

Area Cowboy
"The undergrads
should dress like Pimps and Ho's, not like
Cowboys and Indians. It's a caricature of
cowboy life and I find it offensive." |

Mikhail Advena
T'07
"I like you, do you
like me? Great Success! High Five!" |

Professor
Henry
Jones
"We named the
dog 'Indie!'" |

Michael Richards
"I voted for the
Cleveland @*%$%#." |

Black Sambo
"I coulda been
huge!" |

Si France
T'07
"Personally, I'm
curious how this whole issue relates to health
care." |

Sudev Balakrishnan
T'07
"Dude,
I'm Canadian. Get away from me." |

Dean Danos
"We decided to
tackle this Indian issue proactively, with new
course offerings such as 'Emigrating from The
Subcontinent' and 'Personal Finance for Arranged
Marriages.'" |

Runs With Scissors T'07
"The
only time I've ever felt discriminated against
was when they stuck me in a study group with
that a-hole Tuck Profit guy." |

President George
W. Bush
"Jesus always had a place at His table for
sinners; I feel the same way about Native
Americans. If we can save them from Hell,
we should try." |