Tuck Voices Global Warming May Blow Out
Yet Another Ski Season In The Northeast.
What Do You Think?
Byron LaMotte T'08
"Whatever dude, I
skied 4 days last week. 22 total."
Emily Bollinger T'08
"It's terrible!
I've been unable to bust out my full line of
flannel pajamas!"
Professor Mary
Munter
"I'm never
warm."
Vice President Al Gore
"This would never
have happened if I were President."
Brendan Walker
T'07
"I guess
D'Aveni wasn't kidding about his daughters."
Erikk Anderson T'07
"No way - Andrew Smith and
I fixed that problem last year."
Shobhit Gupta
T'07
"I don't consider
it a major issue until I receive community
emails from both Dean Danos and President Wright
expounding upon it."
George W.
Bush
"Sure, Al.
And we all evolved from apes. Whatever you
say."
Jeffrey Young T'08
"Last Spring I
was deciding between Tuck and the University of
Denver. Ascutney…Vail…Ascutney…Vail…Ascutney.
Dammit!.”
Trevor Martin T'08
"With Stainmaster I can still spell
my name in yellow."
Jason Cantrell T'08
"I'm as dumb
as I look."
Joseph Fletcher T'07
"Apres ski isn't affected, is it?"
Kate Pettrone T'08
"Note to
self...install Stainmaster at the condo ASAP."
Gator
“Which paat of
“McCaamack Coutyaad Closed Fa Winta” don’t
you little fucka’s undastand?”
Gurdip Hans Singh T'08
"As long as you
dress properly, impossible is nothing."
Mike Song T'06
"What's the point of
recruiting here if there's no snow?"
Alexander Koepnick T'08
"I wasn't all
that psyched about skiing in my interview suit
anyway. My Super 180's Brioni just doesn't
have the same wind resistance properties as
Goretex."
Andrew Smith T'07
"I wear Patagonia.
Clearly I'm doing my part."
Whitney Stull T'07
"I convinced him to give up hockey.
Now how do I get him to stop saying 'eh?'"
Kimberly Eckert T'07
"Uh, the Outdoor Club midnight snowshoe trip for
December 2nd has been postponed again."
Dick Cheney
"Global warming is an Al-Qaeda plot. As part of
the global war on terrorism, we are sending
25,000 troops to the sun to quell the solar
radiation. "
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