Suspected members of the terrorist cell.

Hanover, NH: President George W. Bush called Dean Danos last week to warn Tuck that the terrorists are planning to infiltrate top business schools across the United States.  "The President indicated that the infidels have identified MBA programs as breeding grounds for America's top leaders, and are determined to undercut the future of our country by crippling these institutions' ability to educate.

Suspicion immediately fell on a group of second year students who live off campus and have dark skin color.  One wears a turban, "the telltale sign of a terrorist," according to Bush.  Said one official, "Have you ever seen their house?  There's no way they can they afford to live there without material financial support from overseas." 

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