A group of area homeless men admire their new digs.

Hanover, NH: The Tuck Gay-Straight Alliance collected nearly 200 perfectly matching outfits at its annual Tuck Tails clothing drive.  The clothes will be donated to a local charity to help clothe the needy and homeless in the area.

Said Cris Rivera, the event’s organizer, “This year’s clothing drive was a great success.  Not only will Joe Schmo Hobo be able to keep warm this spring, but he will look amazing at the same time.  These clothes may be totally last season, but shit, I’d even rock this leather cop outfit if it were free.”

However not everyone agrees the event was such a success.  When asked about his new digs, ‘Stanley’, a homeless resident of White River Junction, snapped “Care to tell me how the hell I am supposed to keep warm in pants with the ass missing?”

Included among the items for men were 23 really tight tee shirt/jeans sets, 12 complete leather police officer uniforms (8 with the ass, 4 without), 3 pairs of chaps, and a Native American outfit complete with feathers.  For the ladies, items included several pairs of cargo pants, 5 flannel shirts and 9 watches with really fat wristbands.