Luca Rigano Cracks Barilla
Ops Case Hanover, NH:
Drawing on his encyclopedic knowledge of pasta, Luca Rigano
T’08 of Italy dominated Operations Management this morning. In a
truly rousing performance, he rattled off and correctly
pronounced every known type of pasta SKU that Barilla SpA
struggles to distribute just in time to its customers. After his
classmates picked off the low hanging fruit such as ziti and
penne, Luca charged ahead by boldly naming conchiglie,
gnocchetti, orecchiette, sedani, sorpese, and tripolini.
Professor Terry Taylor was so impressed that he personally
thanked Mr. Rigatoni for his class contribution.
Hanover Coach Tim Winslow calls
attention to Professor Womack (off
camera, waving an SPSS output)
Restraining Order Issued Against Prof Womack Specifically
Prohibited From Collecting Statistical Data
Hanover, NH:
Following the Hanover High School boys’ basketball
team’s qualification for the state semifinals during
Spring Break, the District Court of Hanover granted
Hanover Head Coach Tim Winslow’s request for a
restraining order against Professor Kent Womack.
Coach Winslow’s attorney said Winslow was also
considering filing harassment charges. “It’s one thing
to have an overly zealous parent who thinks their kid
should play more. All coaches are used to that. But
those spreadsheets! Those mysterious, unlabeled graphs!
The incessant surveys! And the 8-point-font academic
articles on availability bias! My client could no longer
lead a normal life!”
The Soleil Group To Provide
Special Safe-Rides Vehicle For 30th Birthday Bash
Piverger's
Beautiful Short Bus
New York, NY:
Jacques Philippe Piverger T'07 will be celebrating
his 30th birthday in style. Dresscode includes
sports jackets and stilettos, so clearly normal
taxis are out of the question. "We decided
that a group of people this beautiful should have a
beautiful vehicle to transport their beautiful
selves," said Jacques.
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Hanover, NH:
Drawing on his encyclopedic knowledge of pasta, Luca Rigano
T’08 of Italy dominated Operations Management this morning. In a
truly rousing performance, he rattled off and correctly
pronounced every known type of pasta SKU that Barilla SpA
struggles to distribute just in time to its customers. After his
classmates picked off the low hanging fruit such as ziti and
penne, Luca charged ahead by boldly naming conchiglie,
gnocchetti, orecchiette, sedani, sorpese, and tripolini.
Professor Terry Taylor was so impressed that he personally
thanked Mr. Rigatoni for his class contribution.
