The Tuck Profit

Tuck Voices Car Talk Edition Have you ever noticed how many vanity plates there are at Tuck? The Tuck Profit writing staff has been lurking in Tuck's parking lots, bribing and cajoling various cars in an attempt to get them to talk. This is what we discovered...
"Stop making fun of me. Please...drive me into the river. Where are you going? No! Don't leave me!"	"Everyone always remembers their first time."	"What do you want me to say? He's, like, royalty or something."
"What do you mean? This isn't a t-shirt and I don't see any concerts!"	"We picked up 3 whizzinators at Tuck Stuff..."	"They call him the Godfather? He can't even see his penis."
"My owner is a Chach. You know, like Burgamy."	"She hates all other dogs. Especially Nuno's."	"Niiice."
"Meme one through six were taken."	"Who owns me? Over my gasless engine, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!"	"'Use Analytics' was too long, so Dean Hansen chose this."
"Might as well be a bulls-eye for the folks in development."	"Everything is 2.0 with this guy. Please steal me."	"We're venture capitalists from New Hampshire."
"My owner, Colin, named me after his birthyear."	"I'm sorry, but it was between this and 'KILLHOMOS.' I did my best."	"But it's not as nice as Ebeling's..."
"I WED U 2 is a Harley"	"People in glass houses shouldn't have clowns on their license plate."	"Don't you get it? He's RICH!"
"DFA is a boiler room, run by a hack."	"South Dakota. Yes, it's an oxymoron."	"All those late financial aid applications would drive anyone to drink."
The cars listed below were not willing to go on record.