Pop Goes the Bubble
Amid ASW Merriment, Second
Years Attempt to Unload their Homes
Hanover, NH: As
prospective students enjoyed their first full day of
Admitted Students’ Weekend, anxious second years
prepared for their last, best chance to flip their
houses. Many second years, however, were angered by
Tuck’s efforts to stymie the process.
On-Campus Competition
In an effort to improve Tuck’s position in business
school rankings, Admissions has seized on a negative
correlation between age and GMAT score. As a result,
most ASW attendees arrived toting parental permission
slips and 750 GMATs. With a younger class of mostly
single students, there are fewer potential homebuyers.
Some second years also cited a knock-on effect from
improved on-campus housing, which compounds the
demographic shift in the admitted class. “Refinishing
the Buchanan floor is the last straw,” said an enraged
Adam Marcus, T’07. “The Administration’s concerted
efforts to make Buchanan habitable are killing demand
for off-campus housing. Now that the bathrooms have been
swapped and the floor redone, people with strong immune
systems will be able to live in Buchanan.”
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