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LaPorta To Teach Corp Fin Via 'The Art Of Mime'

Professor LaPorta
 

Hanover, NH: ' Apparently inspired by the recent Leadership class taught by interpretive dance collective Pilobolus, Tuck today announced that Professor Rafael LaPorta will teach future students Corporate Finance via mime.

Professor LaPorta, the heir to a proud family tradition of Argentinean mime, expressed his delight at the move by escaping from an invisible box, then handing the Profit an invisible flower.

Recent Corp Fin victims were also pro the idea. One first year told us, "I think it's worth a go. I can't see how it can possibly make things worse."  Rumors about a leotard-clad Bill Joyce teaching OB via rhythmic gymnastics were dismissed by the MBAPO as "horrific."