This year the Auto Club leadership vowed to overpromise and under-deliver, and they have surpassed even their wildest expectations with a single sparsely attended Top Gear showing at Dennis’s house. Opinions of the Auto Club have varied across the Tuck Community.

Brent Mattis has led the recruiting effort by approaching people and showing them X-rays of the bones he broke while motorcycling.  Despite Mattis’ efforts, some first-years are actually interested in running the club. 

One of the leading candidates who has emerged is Darius Matthews.  “If I become Car Club President, the first event I plan on holding will be a ‘pimp my ride’ event.  I have an email in to Koepnick to see if we can trick-out his Cayenne – that thing needs some rims and tints.” 

Charlie Smith also expressed an interest and plans on emphasizing his vanity plates in his campaign.  When asked for a comment on his plans for the club, Smith said “Huh?  Oh, dude, I forgot I submitted that.”