PERU:  During a recent FSIB trip to Peru, an unidentified Tuck male was surprised when, during what was to be a typical beer run, he was confronted by cleavage. The confused individual was quoted after the event “You know, I had just forgotten that a thing like this could happen. I mean, you’re out there living your life and then BAM! you’re confronted with cleavage. I mean it took me a few minutes, but I soon noticed that I felt kinda funny, like when they made me climb the rope in high school.” Witnesses say that paramedics were able to re-insert the man’s eyes back into their sockets with minimal bruising and that after a ‘thorough examination’ the cleavage appeared to be unharmed.