Ledyard:  The situation in Ledyard parking lot escalated this morning after two missing students thought to be off-campus on exchange were found in a car at the bottom of a pothole.

Alex Doria, spokesperson of the Ledyard Victims group, was outraged, "This morning, on my way up the Ledyard stairs, I took out fifteen of my classmates when I fell down the stairs.”  Luckily, Doria’s sweatpants produced enough friction to break the fall, but some of the women in ballet flats may have slipped into the river.

Vowing to take action, Doria said, "I am sick and tired of the administration ignoring our safety.  If my demand for a 24-hour SafeRides between Tuck Circle and Ledyard is not met, I will lead a park-in on the Buchanan lawn."

While most students publicly supported Doria's aggressive petition movement in class this afternoon, some commented off the record that they liked the icy potholes because they offered a place to dispose of the cars of first year students who park too close to the Ledyard staircase.