Tuck Guilts Silent Auction Ends
TodayHanover, NH: The annual Tuck Guilts silent auction will end on Wednesday, April 18th at 6:00pm. We at the Tuck Profit strongly encourage you to bid on a particularly valuable item: immunity. That's right, the winner of the $25 minimum bid auction will not see their name in print for the next 365 days.
We know what most of you are thinking: "Immunity? I'd prefer to be roasted! I want to make a name for myself!" We hear you. Which is why we will offer the winner the chance, nay the privilege, of a full Tuck Profit roast, in place of immunity. Your choice.
So head to Stell and get your bid in. The consequences of not participating in Tuck Guilts are severe and include permanent expulsion from the community and a one-way trip to hell. Also, fewer first-year students will be afforded the opportunity to take bullshit internships.