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Callous Tuck Community Doesn't Give a Fuck About John Maletis's Lost Backpack

Hanover, NH: In yet another shocking sign of how much Tuck has changed, no one cares about John Maletis's lost backpack.  The distressed 2nd year student sent a class-wide email message requesting help in locating his lost item, but all he received was an avalanche of thinly veiled irony.  "You've changed," lamented Dean Danos.
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