Callous Tuck
Community Doesn't Give a Fuck About John
Maletis's Lost Backpack
Hanover,
NH: In yet another shocking sign of
how much Tuck has changed, no one cares
about John Maletis's lost backpack.
The distressed 2nd year student sent a
class-wide email message requesting help
in locating his lost item, but all he
received was an avalanche of thinly
veiled irony. "You've changed,"
lamented Dean Danos. |
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