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Winter Term Somehow Sucks Worse Than Fall A, B

Hanover, NH: First years are discovering that Winter Term somehow sucks worse than Fall A and B.  Recruiting pressures, frustrating professors, and disgusting food are causing many first years to sink into depression.  The higher expectations students recently set with friends and family are already proving groundless.  In brighter news, students have new study groups to loathe.