Koepnick Signs With J. Crew As Summer Mannequin

New York, NY: The Tuck Profit has learned that Alexander Koepnick T'08 has signed a summer internship offer.  Most students expected the German native to return to Munich to help his father and grandfather manage the family assets.  Instead, Koepnick will join J. Crew as a male mannequin. 

An HR spokeswoman commented:  "We searched far and wide for an attractive male who dressed the part in his normal daily life.  Alexander's triple-collar pastel layered look is a perfect match for our in-store displays.  We're delighted to welcome him onboard."

J. Crew also extended a full-time offer to Richard Mumby T'07, but sources in the industry indicate that he will probably sign with Banana Republic.