Tuck Brings Home Cheesesteak Chalice

Philadelphia, PA: Tuck dominated the annual Cheesesteak Tournament at Wharton.  Led by the powerhouse forward Chris Herbert (26 goals), two Tuck teams overwhelmed the competition and advanced to the championship game.  The teams, creatively named Tuck 1 and Tuck 2, will face off in the coming week to decide the champion.

During the games, Tim Hannan T'07 was beat up by an angry stick-wielding Asian chick named J Woo.  Apparently Hannan violated Wharton's well-known social contract and made eye contact with another student.  Shrieked Woo, "How dare he look me in the eye!  What did you say to me!  What did you say to me!"