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Herbert Wins Mustache Contest!

Hanover, NH: Chris Herbert T'07 smiled yesterday following his victory in the Tuck mustache contest.  "It wasn't even close," he said.  "Of course, let's just say that I had a 'close relationship' with one of the judges, if you know what I mean."

Herbert received accolades from the entire Tuck Community.  Fellow contestant Jeremy Sporn T'06 was in awe: "I tip my hat to Chris.  He is just so good-looking, it's hard to compete."  Peter Hanbury T'06 was just happy to come in second place.  "Hearing my name mentioned in the same breath as Chris is truly an honor.  I will always remember this day."

Not all were impressed.  Herbert's great-grandchildren glared in disapproval as they examined the class photo hanging in Tuck Hall.  "Why is our great granddaddy the only one with a dirty face?"